One, Two, Three, Four, Five . . . FIVE POWER RANKINGS!!! AH AH AH AH AH AH

Tonight I’m doing things a little differently.  I’m putting all of the rankings into one big column.  Let’s start with the ever popular AAF:

#8 Atlanta Legends (1-3-0, -59, LW:  8)

#7 Memphis Express (1-3-0, -29, LW:  7)

#6 San Diego Fleet (1-3-0, -20, LW:  6)

#5 Salt Lake Stallions (2-2-0, -18, LW:  4)

#4 Arizona Hot Shots (2-2-0, +7, LW:  3)

#3 San Antonio Commanders (2-2-0, +20, LW:  5)

#2 Birmingham Iron (3-1-0, +44, LW:  2)

#1 Orlando Apollos (4-0-0, +55, LW:  1)

Next, let’s go to the boys of NASCAR:

#20 Austin Dillon (LW:  N/R)

#19 Ty Dillon (LW:  10)

#18 Daniel Suarez (LW:  N/R)

#17 Ryan Newman (LW:  13)

#16 Jimmie Johnson (LW:  16)

#15 William Byron (LW:  17)

#14 Chase Elliott (LW:  19)

#13 Alex Bowman (LW:  10)

#12 Aric Almirola (LW:  15)

#11 Martin Truex Jr. (LW:  12)

#10 Clint Bowyer (LW:  8)

#9 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. (LW:  14)

#8 Kurt Busch (LW:  9)

#7 Erik Jones (LW:  5)

#6 Kyle Larson (LW:  1)

#5 Denny Hamlin (LW:  3)

#4 Kevin Harvick (LW:  7)

#3 Kyle Busch (LW:  1)

#2 Brad Keselowski (LW:  4)

#1 Joey Logano (LW:  6)

And since I like to do goofy things like these, let’s to one for the National Lacrosse League:

#11 Rochester Knighthawks (2-8, -26, LW:  N/A)

#10 Philadelphia Wings (2-8, -17, LW:  N/A)

#9 Vancouver Warriors (3-8, -17, LW:  N/A)

#8 Colorado Mammoth (3-7, -12, LW:  N/A)

#7 Calgary Roughnecks (5-6, -5, LW:  N/A)

#6 San Diego Seals (5-4, 0, LW:  N/A)

#5 New England Black Wolves (7-4, +5, LW:  N/A)

#4 Georgia Swarm (8-4, +4, LW:  N/A)

#3 Saskatchewan Rush (6-4, +11, LW:  N/A)

#2 Toronto Rock (7-2, +14, LW:  N/A)

#1 Buffalo Bandits (9-2, +43, LW:  N/A)

Formula is simply (W – L) + ((GF – FA)/3).  I’m not pretending that my formulas are perfect.  I’m just experimenting with them.

Why don’t we do the NHL for fun?

#31 Ottawa Senators (23-38-5, -51, LW:  30)

#30 Detroit Red Wings (23-33-9, -44, LW:  29)

#29 Los Angeles Kings (24-33-8, -49, LW:  31)

#28 Anaheim Ducks (25-32-9, -59, LW:  28)

#27 New Jersey Devils (25-33-8, -35, LW:  23)

#26 Buffalo Sabres (30-28-8, -21, LW:  27)

#25 Chicago Blackhawks (27-30-9, -30, LW:  23)

#24 Vancouver Canucks (27-30-9, -26, LW:  25)

#23 New York Rangers (27-27-11, -28, LW:  22)

#22 Florida Panthers (28-26-11, -17, LW:  20)

#21 Edmonton Oilers (29-30-7, -29, LW:  26)

#20 Colorado Avalanche (28-26-12, +8, LW:  15)

#19 Dallas Stars (33-27-5, -4, LW:  21)

#18 Columbus Blue Jackets (36-26-3, +6, LW:  10)

#17 Montreal Canadiens (35-24-7, +8, LW:  14)

#16 Philadelphia Flyers (32-26-8, -18, LW:  18)

#15 St. Louis Blues (34-25-6, +6, LW:  7)

#14 Minnesota Wild (32-27-7, -9, LW:  16)

#13 Arizona Coyotes (32-28-5, -7, LW:  17)

#12 Nashville Predators (38-25-5, +22, LW:  12)

#11 Pittsburgh Penguins (34-22-9, +24, LW:  11)

#10 New York Islanders (37-21-7, +30, LW:  9)

#9 Vegas Golden Knights (36-26-5, +14, LW:  18)

#8 Winnipeg Jets (39-22-4, +29, LW:  13)

#7 Washington Capitals (38-21-7, +18, LW:  8)

#6 Carolina Hurricanes (36-23-6, +20, LW:  5)

#5 San Jose Sharks (39-19-8, +32, LW:  6)

#4 Toronto Maple Leafs (41-21-4, +51, LW:  4)

#3 Boston Bruins (39-17-9, +33, LW:  3)

#2 Calgary Flames (41-18-7, +42, LW:  2)

#1 Tampa Bay Lightning (50-12-4, +84, LW:  1)

And to wrap it up, let’s get the NBA in, since the LA clash just ended . . .

#30 Phoenix Suns (14-51, -9.5, LW:  30)

#29 New York Knicks (13-51, -8.3, LW:  28)

#28 Cleveland Cavaliers (16-48, -9.7, LW:  29)

#27 Chicago Bulls (18-46, -7.6, LW:  26)

#26 Atlanta Hawks (22-43, -6.7, LW:  27)

#25 Dallas Mavericks (27-36, -1.5, LW:  23)

#24 Memphis Grizzlies (25-40, -2.6, LW:  25)

#23 Washington Wizards (26-37, -2.9, LW:  24)

#22 Los Angeles Lakers (30-34, -1.6, LW:  21)

#21 Charlotte Hornets (29-34, -0.5, LW:  20)

#20 Minnesota Timberwolves (29-34, -0.2, LW:  15)

#19 Sacramento Kings (32-31, -1.2, LW:  17)

#18 Miami Heat (29-34, -0.6, LW:  22)

#17 Brooklyn Nets (33-33, -0.5, LW:  16)

#16 Orlando Magic (30-35, -0.8, LW:  14)

#15 New Orleans Pelicans (30-36, +0.9, LW:  18)

#14 Detroit Pistons (31-31, -0.4, LW:  12)

#13 San Antonio Spurs (36-29, +0.8, LW:  19)

#12 Los Angeles Clippers (37-29, +0.7, LW:  13)

#11 Oklahoma City Thunder (39-24, +4.3, LW:  7)

#10 Boston Celtics (38-26, +5.2, LW:  9)

#9 Utah Jazz (36-27, +3.4, LW:  10)

#8 Philadelphia 76ers (40-23, +3.3, LW:  8)

#7 Houston Rockets (38-25, +2.3, LW:  11)

#6 Indiana Pacers (41-23, +4.9, LW:  5)

#5 Portland Trail Blazers (39-24, +3.6, LW:  6)

#4 Denver Nuggets (42-21, +4.9, LW:  3)

#3 Toronto Raptors (46-18, +5.3, LW:  2)

#2 Golden State Warriors (44-19, +6.5, LW:  4)

#1 Milwaukee Bucks (48-16, +9.1, LW:  1)

There you have it!! Five Power Rankings for five different sports!!  Is there anything that can’t happen on this site?!?!?!?

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